Magic Shit

What is Magic Shit?


1.

To excrete without leaving a trace in your anal area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of shit. Believed to occur when a turd is released at a rate of knots. The most economic and fulfilling shits ever.

Varients: Ghost shit, phantom shit.

"I just had a magic shit"

"What's a magic shit?"

"I didn't have to wipe, it came out so fast!".

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