Magic Turd

What is Magic Turd?


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a turd that is so clean that you don't have to wipe. Also known as a 'get up and go'.

'Dude i just had the most lovely magic turd'

'i thought you were quick'

'yeah i love it when there's no paperwork'

See no wiper, clean sweep, quickfire, hallam


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