What is Magic Turtle?
1.
The last section of a bowel movement that refuses to pass, instead coming to rest just inside the anus.
While not uncomfortable, the wiping process is greatly impacted. Unknown to the sitter their ass is clean, however, each wipe creates creates a slight relaxing of the sphincter which leads to light contact between paper and turd, making it appear that there is some mysterious and unexplainable trickery going on.
Jill: Who blocked the toilet with all this paper?
Ben: Sorry, I had a magic turtle.
See
Random Words:
1.
n. i am not lying; i am telling it like it is
man, u'se a playah. and i isnt comin from da south with dat!..
1.
A party or gathering at which a large group of elderly people will get up and shuffle around under the guise of dancing.
"It was m..
