What is Magical Fire Wand?
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A penis after intaking enough
Characteristics include:
- Initial inability to piss, it is difficult to get some flow going.
- Extreme internal burning sensation of the penis down the urethra.
- Wishing you hadn't started to piss.
- Realizing you have to get it all out in one hit and bearing the pain.
How to get magical fire wand:
Eat some
We went ot Cactus Jack's last night and got the Suicidal Salsa. This morning we had magical fire wands.
Random Words:
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A combination of Jump the shark and Nuke the fridgefor the most epic of failures.
That Nintendo conference at E3 really jumped the frid..
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Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?
AIM convo:
yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
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