Magical Jew

What is Magical Jew?


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A jewish person that can perform tasks that no one thought possible or can create something awesome out of seemingly normal objects by using his jewish powers.

Leroy: Dude there's no way you can bounce that pong ball off that lamp, over the couch, through that small pipe, off Becca's cleavage and into that cup for game.

Brian: Watch me (shoots)

Everyone: Holy shit!!! I can't beleive he made that! He is one magical Jew.

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