Magical Negro

What is Magical Negro?


1.

A movie cliché in which a black man with apparently supernatural powers mysteriously appears, helps the white man in trouble get through his problems for no reward, and then cheerfully leaves the story altogether.

Legend of Bagger Vance.

The Green Mile.

The Matrix.

Bruce Almighty.

2.

The welterweight champion. Better than the Juggernaut. Master of all things Serious Fucking Business.™ There's one for every generation.

The Magical Negro is Serious Fucking Business™.

See magical, negro, serious, fucking, business


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