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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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A person who derives pleasure from petting a cat.
My friend Steve just spooged himself while holding my cat.
See Bill..
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A rare disease that afflicts it's contrator with the inability to be anything but fabulous. Sufferers of the disease must bear the ..
