Magikarp

What is Magikarp?


1.

The best Pokemon in the universe. It's Splash attack can do over 9000 damage to any Pokemon on the game. It's weaker form, Gyarados, is used in OU play because Magikarp is so broken and godly.

Boy: Go Magikarp!

Pokemon Champion: I forfeit...

See magikarp, godly, win, splash, fuck, yeah

2.

The most pointless of all Pokemon. Magikarp (also known as Magikrap) is a retarded-looking fish that sucks ass, because it's only attack, Splash, doesn't do shit. The most common response from someone playing, when they encounter a Magikarp, is "Fuck, a damn Magikarp." The only good thing about Magikarp is that it evolves into Gyrarados, which is a fairly strong Pokemon.

Kid playing: Empoleon! Use surf! *starts surfing on the water*

Game: *swiches to Wild Pokemon screen* A wild MAGIKARP appeared!

Kid playing: Fuck, a damn Magikarp.

See pokemon, diamond, pearl, crap, pocket monsters

3.

A super weak pokemon that knows splash until level 15. Also known as magikrap, the only good thing is that it evolves into the cool Gyrarados.

Me: hey why do you have a Magikarp?

Guy:It's cool!

Me: No it's not.

Guy: Oh, Man

I gotta release all of my Magikarp.

4.

the act of loosing control of one's limbs whilst experiencing extreme sexual pleasure.

i giv 'er 3 fingers and she magikarped like a cod on a cock

in out in out you magikarp about

See mary, atkinson, pinkhole


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