What is Maglite?
1.
A metal torch used commonly by police to beat small ethnic minorities who ride trains and who are just asking for trouble. Also used by security services as their 499mm length does not classify them as a baton.
That boy over there deserves a maglite beating.
2.
An aircraft aluminum flashlight. Favored by the
MAGLITE - The ultimate weapon in police brutality
3.
A waterproof torch, the beam of which can be focussed tightly or diffused, that comes in various sizes from keyring sized (single AAA battery) to large enough to kill somebody with.
Many immitators but still the best.
Can't see what you're doing? Get your maglite out.
Haven't got one? What kind of
spanner are you?
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