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The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smil..
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Performing cunnilingus on a woman with a yeast infection.
John: "Whew, you have one zesty taco!"
Jane: "Oh sorry, I for..
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An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van..