Magnemite

What is Magnemite?


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A sad excuse of a Pokemon that has magnets for arms, and leaves you wondering how they reproduce. Pisses everyone off because they can't get hurt by Earthquake.

When grown up, they'd have a permanent orgy with 2 other Magnemite, connected through their bolt-shaped penises.

Cristiano Ronaldo : Dude you have a magnemite! Magnemagnemagnemite!

Steven Gerrard : Fuck off pussyface.

See pokemon, rod, orgy, tackle, steel


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