What is Magnemite?
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A sad excuse of a Pokemon that has magnets for arms, and leaves you wondering how they reproduce. Pisses everyone off because they can't get hurt by Earthquake.
When grown up, they'd have a permanent orgy with 2 other Magnemite, connected through their bolt-shaped penises.
Cristiano Ronaldo : Dude you have a magnemite! Magnemagnemagnemite!
Steven Gerrard : Fuck off pussyface.
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