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To pleasure oneself while sleeping. Like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.
Bob: "I woke up with my hands ..
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A person from New Zealand.
Man, New Zealand isn't even a real country. They're just a bunch of Quasi-Aussies.
See kiwi, aus..
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A fictional device that actually measures how jammed up someone is. The jam-o-meter is on a scale from 1 to 11.
Keith sure appears fire..