Magnum Edit Meaning

1.

1) A handgun.

2) A popsicle brand sold in some parts of the world.

3) A brand of condoms- extra large.

4) A nickname for Japanese singer Gackt who once, when asked about his penis, blurted out he is a "magnum" on national TV.

1) He shot his girlfriend with a magnum.

2) I love double caramel magnums but they're so fattening!

3) He is hung like a horse- he only buys magnum condoms.

5) Is that a crease in Gackt's pants or is he just happy to see us?

2.

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"BAM!" screams my magnum as it blows some unsuspecting noob Halo 2 player's head right off!

3.

A really large penis.

Melissa's boyfriend is packin a magnum downstairs, he tears that bitch up every night.

4.

A round with a greater amount of propellant than a standard cartrige or the wepon that fires this ammunition. Named after the largest size bottle that champagne is sold in (almost 1/2 gal.)

5.

Most

Aggravating

Goddamn

No good

Useless

Motor

dodge magnum engines are more noise than go. the most aggravating goddamn no good useless motor ever built. but its a mopar, so what do you expect.

See dodge, mopar, hemi, chrysler, desoto, plymouth

6.

An incredibly powerful handgun

Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!

(Loud gunshot)

See Snake

7.

Usually a really big condom

You know I need the Magnum for my ish.