Magnum P.i. Edit Meaning

1.

An overt moustache (usually on a woman) that resembles the moustache of Tom Selleck. Star of Magnum P.I.

Did you see Bill's date? She had a Magnum P.I.

See magnum, selleck

2.

Participating in the Tom Selleck while either the shittee or shitter wears a Hawaiian shirt.

I took Kim on vacation to Hawaii. After 5 pina coladas she passed out and I gave her the Magnum P.I.

See magnum, hawaii, hawaiian shirt

3.

When a man is having anal sex with his partner and decides not to "pull-out". He nuts in her butt and then with his finger gets some of the "nut" and gives her a "Tom Selleck-type" mustache, you know...A Magnum PI

Yo, last night I was banging your girl in her ass and she asked to look like Magnum P.I., so I helped her out.

See ass, anal, mustache

4.

Act of sexual deviance involving one individual urinating directly into another individual's eye.

I'd never hit a man wearing glasses, but I would give him a Magnum P.I.