What is Magoo?
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n. Sexual term for when a male ejaculates in a female's eyes, and runs away leaving the female to wander around blindly like mr. magoo
dude, i gave you mom a magoo last night.
He had the nerve to give me a magoo.
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Someone who is overly wholesome, excessively cheerful, and a goody-two-shoes in an excruciatingly irritating manner.
Refer to Liar Liar, junk yard scene for a good idea of the terms usage.
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Magoo is the process for pulling sick days at work just because you can be bothered to turn up. This phenomenon was first started by the legend Alvin Magoo
Magoooooooooo on Friday
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Man 1 "that Magoo over there just told me about this guy he had sex with last night"
Man 2 "god he is such a magoo isnt he?"
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The physical phenomanon of ones scrotum sticking to the inside of ones leg. This often occurs on hot humid days in the summertime. It can be cured by simply peeling the scrotum off the leg, which, if done properly will result in a pleasant tingle.
Person 1: Jesus man its so hot out. I gotta serious magoo bro!
Person 2: Haha, peel that shit off!
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noun: to be a odd, lame, chessy person with no intention to give back to society.
That guy back there was so magoo.
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A person who has bad hygenic habits and thus suffers from such things as bad breath, stinky feet, BO, etc.
Dude, did you smell Mikes feet when he took off his shoes?!
Yah man, what a f**kin magoo!
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