Magtious Edit Meaning

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1. An orphan child, typically from Africa, sponsored by Oprah Winfrey to counteract the guilt she feels from amassing a $2.5 billion fortun..

1. A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember..