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Strings that are designed to prevent some dumbass from losing his/her mittens. Usually worn by children under the age of 7.
That dumbfu..
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When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.
Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I shart..
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when someone is in complete disbeleif that you just said something so fucking ignorant.
"Dude...i just fucked a chipmunk..."
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