Mahon Edit Meaning

1.

Needless and inadvertant acts of self harm such as ironing ones cock, vacuuming ones ear

My God, the man's Mahonned himself!

See iron, cock, ear, vacuum, pain

2.

puerto rican for a phat ass on a chick

yo no se lo que tu tiene ese mahon!!??- spanish

what u got in that ass!!?

See ass, sexy, rican, mahon, booty

3.

En Puerto Rico un pantalon que le queda muy appretado a una mujer/yal.

A jean that is tight on a girls ass like latex jeans,That you can see the curves on here.

Esa yal tiene un mahon bien appretado.

That girl has on an ass tight mahon. She has a fat ass.

See ass, fat ass, tight, latex

4.

to jog the first curve and straight of the track. you the walk the next curve. you then jog the next straight and walk the following curve. you then finish by jogging the last two straightaways and the last curve

i just ran a mahon. yipeekya

5.

A person that is easily confused and unable to make a decision usually a douche bagmost situations end up in a gongshow

The mahon told us we could wear the shirts until he realized that we were making fun of his dumb ass.

See dick, douche, douche bag, prik, cock sucker