Maidenbower

What is Maidenbower?


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A neighbourhood in Crawley, South-East England, the only place that makes the chavvy shit-hole of a town worth living in. Reknowned for its gorgeous teenage boy residents, and the local park where they hang out.

Has cute little schools, lots of trees, fields and has a pure labryinth of streets, drives, and alleyways.

Person A: Urgh theres no point in staying in this shit-hole of a town, lets go.

Person B: Hey, it's not all bad, there's Maidenbower!

*cheesy theme tune music as they laugh, and walk hand and hand into the sunset*

See crawley, england, south, east, shit, hole, park, boys, maidenbower


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