Maiden's Virus

What is Maiden's Virus?


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Function: Noun

1a: A Belgian socialist, of any variety, taken to the mass theft of bicycles

Belgian 1: Oh no, somebody stole my bike!

Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!

Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.

Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?

Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.

Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!

See socialist, belgium, belgian, bicycle, homosexual, gay, midget, theft, communist


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