Maidstone Edit Meaning

1.

Mid-Kent. A medway town, known to have several council estates situated around the town center, linked closely to other medway towns such as chatham and strood.

Great place to go if you are chavor pikey spotting.

Places to avoid are Brenchley gardens at night, as the pikeys with the cheap cider and drugs tend to hangon the bandstand waiting to beat up passers by.

''Oi dont look at me bwoy! il indent ya face with me soverign!''

2.

County town of Kent, cut in half by the river Medway. Has an interesting mix of ppl including chavsters, rude boys, emo kids, gothsand grungers. Has wikid clubz and a busy night life. It is also gd 4 shopping, cinema, bowling, eating in quality restrauntz, skate boarding, catching concertz and generally hanging out. U can catch a train from Maidstone all the way 2 Calais in France. Unfortunately Maidstone is full of asylum seekers which spoilz thingz and makes it hard 4 studentz 2 find work. Maidstone is nowhere near as bad/ruff as ppl seem 2 think it is....

*plz note* Avoid Brenchley Gardenz during the day unless u r an Emoor a Goth and avoid at night unless u want ur head kicked in by pikeys

"I come from Maidstone in Kent"

See kent, medway, emo, goth, pikey, chav, chavster, rude boy

3.

UK geog: It's the county town of Kent, situated in the Medway Valley. It's also a total shithole that is overrun with chavs.

A: I have to go to Maidstone tomorrow.

B: You poor fuck...

A: Tell me about it.