What is Mail?
1.
A bay area California term used to describe money.
"get your fetti, your scrilla, your scratch and your mail...holla at me boys cause I got game to sell"
2.
to get money..to have money
Pimps_Yo its friday, those bitches better have my mail.
Gimmie some mail so i can get his diapers from the store.
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3.
email with incredible lag
GOD, this mail is taking forever
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4.
A general term used to describe midweight metallic armors worn by fighting men up until the Renaissance. Mail armors consist of small, overlapping pieces of metal but lack large, solid plates found in heavier armors.
Chainmail: armor made of interlocking metal rings.
Scale mail: medium armor made of small, overlapping metal plates, resembling the scales of a fish.
5.
Something that is sent to your house daily by the mailman. Mail does not come on Sundays. See
I need to go get the mail.
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6.
Mail is a slang sometimes said softly during anal sex by heterosexuals or homosexuals. It is said right before the penis is inserted into the other person's anus.
Note: It is never shouted or written with an "!" because during so might scare the receiever or cause them to scrim and could cause anal rupture.
Proper way
A: "Hey there. Mail."
B: "Uhhwhwhhhh. Yessssssssss."
Not the proper way
A: "....MAIL!"
B: "AHHHHHHHCH!!! MY ANUS!!!"
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7.
sending money; other assets;
Mail me my money, man!
They wanna take my mail!
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