What is Mailbox?
1.
v.
Typically, mail boxing requires three people; two being 'together' and the third man being .. unfortunate. In on it Person A will either walk up to Unsuspecting Civilian, and perhaps engage them conversation. Meanwhile, in on it Person B will creeper-sneak behind Unsuspecting Civilian and go on all fours behind them. Person A will then shove Unsuspecting Civilian, who falls backward in a confused and, hopefully amused heap while Person B gets up unaffected. To be a successful mail box team requires time and practice, and it can be beneficial to stick with one partner (especially for the more difficult endeavors). If you find yourself an Unsuspecting Civilian, you should be happy to know that you are worth mail boxing and it's all in good fun (or is it?)
Mail boxing tends to involve three people, but can include many more if a mail box war breaks out. It is a great way to pass gym classes with subs or introduce new members to your crew or track team. (No, it's not hazing!) Such should be done in grassy areas or padded mats; avoid dangerous objects such as concrete and knives. >.>
Morgan: hey, let's go mailbox Broch.
Kristen: okay, shotty knees.
Morgan: Hey what's up?
Broch: Not, much, you?
Kristen: *crawls behind Unsuspecting Civilian*
Morgan: Oh, you know, not much.
Broch: So, you wann--*is pushed*
Morgan & Kristen: *giggle and run*
Broch: What the fuck?!
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2.
A male who just stands there, looks at females and does annoying male-like things, such as make immature/inconsiderate comments; not a
Stacy: Joe keeps staring at Jen. He's such mailbox!
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3.
Inviting target for heaving melons. Melons may include paradise melons, watermelons, or "gallon" melons. Quite satisfying when contact is made. Points given for damage done. One point for contact, two for dent, three for knocking it sideways, four for knocking it completely of post, or schfifty-five points for taking out the pole and the box.
(That's a record that's only been done once)
"Hey Garrett, let's go mailboxing!"
"Sure, but only if Chase doesn't drive"
4.
1. (n.) something to put mail in
2. (n.) name of a gay bar
3. (n.) sex toy for women (usually a box with men in it)
4. (v.) to shit in someone's mailbox
5. (n.) nickname for a vagina (because of its ability to take packages)
1. John: hey chris, you're playboy is in the mailbox
Chris: k thanks
2. Tommy: lets go to the mailbox tonight
3. Cindy: oh i just love my mailbox
4. Allan: dude lets get drunk and mailbox
5. Luke: so did you see her mailbox last night?
Alex: yeah i put my package in it
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5.
v.
Typically, mail boxing requires three people; two being 'together' and the third man being .. unfortunate. In on it Person A will either walk up to Unsuspecting Civilian, and perhaps engage them conversation. Meanwhile, in on it Person B will creeper-sneak behind Unsuspecting Civilian and go on all fours behind them. Person A will then shove Unsuspecting Civilian, who falls backward in a confused and, hopefully amused heap while Person B gets up unaffected. To be a successful mail box team requires time and practice, and it can be beneficial to stick with one partner (especially for the more difficult endeavors). If you find yourself an Unsuspecting Civilian, you should be happy to know that you are worth mail boxing and it's all in good fun (or is it?)
Mail boxing tends to involve three people, but can include many more if a mail box war breaks out. It is a great way to pass gym classes with subs or introduce new members to your crew or track team. (No, it's not hazing!) Such should be done in grassy areas or padded mats; avoid dangerous objects such as concrete and knives. >.>
Morgan: hey, let's go mailbox Broch.
Kristen: okay,
shotty knees.
Morgan: Hey what's up?
Broch: Not, much, you?
Kristen: *crawls behind Unsuspecting Civilian*
Morgan: Oh, you know, not much.
Broch: So, you wann--*is pushed*
Morgan & Kristen: *giggle and run*
Broch: What the fuck?!
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6.
SailorSenshiWriter of the IRC community; one who plans to harm "Bill Clinton" very severely in a manner that will involve many swords and other sharp, pointed items.
...Do I really need to explain? *glowers at "Bill Clinton", a thousand swords hovering around her*
7.
SailorSenshiWriter of the IRC community.
SSW's gonna be so pissed when she sees Mailbox in the banner. XD
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