What is Mailman?
1.
Awsome guy that delivers drugs right to your house for no extra charge.
"he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it"
-R.I.P Mitch Hedberg
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2.
dopeman, dope dealer
3.
"Mailman" is a sexual term used when the passenger (a man) receives road head from the (usually) female driver. The man must take control of the steering wheel while the woman does her business.
John: Hey honey, I feel like pulling a Mailman
Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.
*John steers while sandy leans over*
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4.
When a lover mails there sperm or juices in the mail to another person.
My girlfriend is awesome and mailmans me all the time.
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5.
When you move the the passenger seat while driving and masturbate, extra points for getting it out the window.
"Whoa! Did you see that guy doing the mailman!?"
"Yeah, nice distance!"
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6.
verb. To steer the car from the passenger seat, usually while both the drivers hands and attention are to be occupied. (usually lighting a
It's allways propper to thank your passenger for doing his duty.
Driver:Mailman!
(passenger then leans over and takes the wheel with one hand)
*lighter clicks* Puff puff pass.
Driver:Thanks Bro.
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(n) when you jizz in someone's mailbox and then watch them discover your "gift" the next morning
Guy 1: Mr. Jones gave me the finger, so I gave him a mailman.
Guy 2: Sick dude!
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