Mailman

What is Mailman?


1.

Awsome guy that delivers drugs right to your house for no extra charge.

"he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it"

-R.I.P Mitch Hedberg

See poochoo

2.

dopeman, dope dealer

3.

"Mailman" is a sexual term used when the passenger (a man) receives road head from the (usually) female driver. The man must take control of the steering wheel while the woman does her business.

John: Hey honey, I feel like pulling a Mailman

Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.

*John steers while sandy leans over*

See road, head, mailman, sex, car

4.

When a lover mails there sperm or juices in the mail to another person.

My girlfriend is awesome and mailmans me all the time.

See mailman, mail, jizz, cum

5.

When you move the the passenger seat while driving and masturbate, extra points for getting it out the window.

"Whoa! Did you see that guy doing the mailman!?"

"Yeah, nice distance!"

See mail man, maleman, man, masterbate, driving, road head, roady

6.

verb. To steer the car from the passenger seat, usually while both the drivers hands and attention are to be occupied. (usually lighting a fattyor bowl.

It's allways propper to thank your passenger for doing his duty.

Driver:Mailman!

(passenger then leans over and takes the wheel with one hand)

*lighter clicks* Puff puff pass.

Driver:Thanks Bro.

See weed, car, steering, lighter

7.

(n) when you jizz in someone's mailbox and then watch them discover your "gift" the next morning

Guy 1: Mr. Jones gave me the finger, so I gave him a mailman.

Guy 2: Sick dude!

See spiderman, helicopter, bong, wang, shale


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