What is Mail-order Booty Call?

1.

When a girl visits you from over 3 hours away for the sole purpose of sex.

Person 1: Dude, where were you last weekend?

Person 2: I haven't been feeling well, so I had a... house call.

Person 1: ...

Person 2: Yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have sex with me.

Person 1: You got a mail-order booty call!

See booty call, sex, sick, lazy, Wesleyan
0

Random Words:

Kailani
1. A strong, winey, little brat, who doesn't remember who you are every time she's you. That little brat is such a Kailani, she ..
Read more
Joycel
1. a little bird that wont stop leaving you alone. "Dude, that joycel keeps bothering me" See joycel, the, annoying, little, bi..
Read more
Zerbot
1. The act of placing one's mouth against someone's flesh and blowing. Typically, it is necessary to create a firm seal and add a..
Read more