What is Mail-order Booty Call?


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When a girl visits you from over 3 hours away for the sole purpose of sex.

Person 1: Dude, where were you last weekend?

Person 2: I haven't been feeling well, so I had a... house call.

Person 1: ...

Person 2: Yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have sex with me.

Person 1: You got a mail-order booty call!

See booty call, sex, sick, lazy, Wesleyan


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