Main Street Muffin

What is Main Street Muffin?


1.

When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually.

She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties.

See titties, sex, muffins, fun, euphemism

2.

When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually

She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties

See sex, semen, muffins, banana, prostitution


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