Maineville Tornado

What is Maineville Tornado?

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When a crazy redneck from Maineville Ohio gets blacked out drunk on Jim Beam and performs analingus on his fiance while she is passed out. He swirls his tongue in a tornado motion while fingering his belly button and shouting obscenities.

I had so much Jim Beam last night, I think I gave my wife's mom a Maineville Tornado.

Judging from the taste in my mouth this morning...I'd say I gave the old lady a Maineville Tornado last night.

See blumpkin, drunk, blackout, filthy
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