Maineville Tornado

What is Maineville Tornado?


1.

When a crazy redneck from Maineville Ohio gets blacked out drunk on Jim Beam and performs analingus on his fiance while she is passed out. He swirls his tongue in a tornado motion while fingering his belly button and shouting obscenities.

I had so much Jim Beam last night, I think I gave my wife's mom a Maineville Tornado.

Judging from the taste in my mouth this morning...I'd say I gave the old lady a Maineville Tornado last night.

See blumpkin, drunk, blackout, filthy


23

Random Words:

1. Male genitalia. A penis. ( penis ) Throwing yogurt is a reference to ejaculation. "I bought some viagra for the one arm yogurt th..
1. you take two old retarded women and a cup. You punch both ladies in their cooters. You put the cup under them. When you punch the first ..
1. Contuining to Grind Hard UdayJersey "عدي جيرسي" AKA Shooter Mcgavin made his debut in the summer of 2000 appearing on numerous..