Maintain

What is Maintain?


1.

To keep your composure even in the most adverse and drunken circumstance.

Dude I need to maintain or I won't make it to the next bar.

2.

To trim and/or shave one's pubic hair.

Jane had a date with Timmy on Friday night; on Thursday, she took a long, hot shower and maintained what had become her forested guntal area.

See trim, pubes, cut, shave, clean

3.

To make a token phonecall or some other token effort to show your lady that you are always thinking of her whilst embarking on a 24 hour session.

Fancy another beer mate?

Err yeah but give me a minute. I need to maintain while I'm still capable


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