Maintenance Piss

What is Maintenance Piss?

A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).

"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"

"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."

See maintenance, piss, bathroom, party, concert, urination, road trip

Yazattack

1. The girl your mother warned you about. "Oh look at that girl shes soo YazAttack!" See yaz, yazmin, yazattack, attack, kat..

W.o.m.p.

1. Acronym for (W)omen (O)utside (M)y (P)references. Let's scram scholar, all the girls in here are W.O.M.P. See Draper..

Nonenguine

1. An object having a fraudulent or misleading appearance; often used in conjunction with penguins. The nonenguine penguin deceived us all..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Maintenance Piss Edit Meaning