What is Maintenance Texts?
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Sending text messages to those people you'd like to date "Someday" or "eventually" to remind them that you exist. It's a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.
Q: "Have you heard from that guy you met in that bar last week?"
A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"
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you know when you blow up a balloon and then pull the neck out so the air escapes with a long squealing shriek? Some people can do this ..
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Doodoo loch ness.
Guy 1: You know me, man. Peepee Sasquatch is what I'm all about.
Guy 2: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Guy 1: ...haha.
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