What is Maintenance Wipe?
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When you feel an itchy wet sensation around your anus, a maintenance wipe would be necessary to clear the condition. Usually caused from not wiping good enough the first time or from ripping a wet one (known as sharting).
"My anus is wet and I need to wipe, this requires a maintenance wipe."
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A multi-tasking piss where you sit down to urinate and at the same time wipe sweat off your ass to improve your hygiene a little.
I pulled a maintenance wipe during the commercial break. Now this show sucks marginally less
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Peter Nguyen's official nickname.
See also fotch.
You'ze a Deeeeiirty Fotch!!..
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Bullings=Sex
Shines=Oral Sex
"Did you get any Bullings and Shines Harry?"
" Send me yo Bullings and Shines Alecia"..
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the annoying tendency of family groups in stores and other public places to spread out and block access for other shoppers or patrons. ..
