What is Maintenance Wipe?
1.
When you feel an itchy wet sensation around your anus, a maintenance wipe would be necessary to clear the condition. Usually caused from not wiping good enough the first time or from ripping a wet one (known as sharting).
"My anus is wet and I need to wipe, this requires a maintenance wipe."
2.
A multi-tasking piss where you sit down to urinate and at the same time wipe sweat off your ass to improve your hygiene a little.
I pulled a maintenance wipe during the commercial break. Now this show sucks marginally less
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