Maitre'd

What is Maitre'd?

A dried piece of snot hanging from ones nostril blowing back and forth with every inhale and exhale. Like a maitre'd at the front of a restaurant.

Dave's date was going well with Kate until the maitre'd scared her shitless.

See snot, booger, flem, jizz, nose candy

W.w.f.d.?

1. Means what would fobbitt do? For all those Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, Coasties who do not leave the wire. Complian because the..

Uckie

1. Used to describe feces. I have to get home quickly. I have to take a huge uckie. I've had really bad uckie farts all day long. A..

Lm----mln/

1. a emoticon I use on aim to represent me flipping somone of. Ilovecock:UR A COCK JUGGLING THUNDERCUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me: lm--(-_-)--mln..

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