Maitre'd

What is Maitre'd?

A dried piece of snot hanging from ones nostril blowing back and forth with every inhale and exhale. Like a maitre'd at the front of a restaurant.

Dave's date was going well with Kate until the maitre'd scared her shitless.

See snot, booger, flem, jizz, nose candy

Pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia

1. Being sexually attracted to the feet of dead, baby, hairless animals, who are covered in feces, and are on fire. Jake is a fucking pedo..

Quare_

1. just like queer, only more for online use that camper is the biggest quare_ 1. just like queer, only more for online use that camper..

Madam Hooch

1. someone who is too retarded to play quidditch, and is therefore the ref. nick, your sooch a madam hooch. See nick, erik, daniel, std, ..

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