Maitre'd

What is Maitre'd?

A dried piece of snot hanging from ones nostril blowing back and forth with every inhale and exhale. Like a maitre'd at the front of a restaurant.

Dave's date was going well with Kate until the maitre'd scared her shitless.

See snot, booger, flem, jizz, nose candy

Jaffed

1. To forcefully insert. Gav jaffed his cock into the floppy drive. See floppy, jaff, jaffed, foce, push, rough..

James Bondage

1. To be a suave, attractive character like "James Bond" though with a kinky side during foreplay. Some fiend on Counter Strike:..

Q&d

1. Acronym for "Quick and Dirty". Used in organizations that do a lot of quick and dirty work in order to save time when plannin..

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