Maitre'd

What is Maitre'd?

A dried piece of snot hanging from ones nostril blowing back and forth with every inhale and exhale. Like a maitre'd at the front of a restaurant.

Dave's date was going well with Kate until the maitre'd scared her shitless.

See snot, booger, flem, jizz, nose candy

Humid

1. The plural of "Moisty" or "Moist" Where there are 2 or more hotties in the same area "Shit its humid in here&..

Roflett'

1. an expression as "roll on the floor laughing" but with an addition made up by NICK-me as ett' so as"roll on the floo..

Chili Doggin' It

1. When in anal sex the receiver defecates on the partner's penis. 1. Last night that hooker tried to pull a chili dog on me! 2. If ..

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