Maitre'd

What is Maitre'd?


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A dried piece of snot hanging from ones nostril blowing back and forth with every inhale and exhale. Like a maitre'd at the front of a restaurant.

Dave's date was going well with Kate until the maitre'd scared her shitless.

See snot, booger, flem, jizz, nose candy


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