Maitre'd

What is Maitre'd?

A dried piece of snot hanging from ones nostril blowing back and forth with every inhale and exhale. Like a maitre'd at the front of a restaurant.

Dave's date was going well with Kate until the maitre'd scared her shitless.

See snot, booger, flem, jizz, nose candy

Impossicleavage

1. Mind-boggling cleavage of unrealistic proportions that will never be encountered or experienced in the everyday, merely seen thanks to a..

Penis Dance

1. the art of getting an erection im getting so horny i that im having a penis dance See tim..

Hammerkitten

1. Young, strong, attractive female cyclist. It started to string out and hammerkitten stayed in. Impressive ride. Almost as impressive ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Maitre'd Edit Meaning