Maitre'd

What is Maitre'd?

A dried piece of snot hanging from ones nostril blowing back and forth with every inhale and exhale. Like a maitre'd at the front of a restaurant.

Dave's date was going well with Kate until the maitre'd scared her shitless.

See snot, booger, flem, jizz, nose candy

Skib

1. adverb - the act of arching one's back during orgasm and thrusting their eyes open violently with pleasure "She came skib and..

Zoom

1. A television show on PBS with a bunch of snot-nosed kids that do crafts and tell knock-knock jokes. Come on and zoom. Come on and zuma ..

Lagomorph

1. N. A small, violent, rabbity thing; the Max in the word Sam and Max; a cross between a volverine and a rabbit "You crack me up li..

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