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similar to getting shit canned, to 'get the ass' is to get fired from your job
Michael: Peter if you dont get your shit toget..
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When you and a friend both fart within the same 5 seconds of each other.
John farts then 3 seconds later Paul farts and John says tooti..
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Payment for a jar of dirt
Voodoo woman: I will need payment
Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!
*Sparrow shows cage and shoots..