Majolical

What is Majolical?


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A scented paper used to arouse your wife after sustained periods of sexual drought. Word is often spoken of an ancient Majolical which was used in the great wife wetting incident of 1675, 53 wives en mass were exposed to a Majolical so pungent their vaginas convulsed and enveloped a small portion of Cunt, over the centuries this region became pronounced "Kent" and the name changed to suit. It is here that the tradition of underwear was first started to prevent Majolical related land destruction occuring again. Also a form of arm wrestling confined to pubs named "The crusty trousers".

"Fetch the Majolical my wife is dry as a cream cracker"

"Let the Majolical begin! the loser shalt have their penis hit a'ponst by thine shoe"

See majolical, wife, dry, sexual, cracker


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