Major Andre

What is Major Andre?

1.

Masterbating while auto erotic asphyxiating (hanging) yourself while spying another couple having sex.

While laying pipe with my girlfriend I saw my buddy doing a Major Andre while watching us from outside the window.

See masterbation, auto erotic asphyxiation, jerking off, spanking it, beatoff

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