What is Major Andre?
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Masterbating while auto erotic asphyxiating (hanging) yourself while spying another couple having sex.
While laying pipe with my girlfriend I saw my buddy doing a Major Andre while watching us from outside the window.
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A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.
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A pink sock that turns out to have cancer of the colon.
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