What is Major Douchebag?
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A fantasy football participant who lucks into wins and spends a large amount of time proclaiming his/her superiority.
A Major Douchebag is prone to such things as carrying Dante Culpepper's jock, starting the wrong defense and pulling out a win due to a large quantity of unforeseeable kicker points.
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bogarting all the dime pieces, taking a pink corona to the face,
That pimp been bush-hogging all my sploshers
Bull dikes sure know how..