Major Emily

What is Major Emily?


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1. a major whore who spreads her legs for men who are in love with other women. usually, a major emily is fat and repulsive and unable to attain anything better than men who are repulsed by her, but who have been rejected by the women whom they love

2. semen lavatory

3. fat cunt whore

ever since the girl i love broke up with me, i've been fucking an emilyevery week, a major one, but i can't take the pictures of my ex off the wall, or stop calling my ex every day. . .i guess i'll have to try to get over the love of my life by fucking this major emily

See greg, emily, major, bitch, whore


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