Major Nelson Haikus

What is Major Nelson Haikus?

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This topic is about Major

Nelson, the coolest.

Let's just try again

MNQ to the res-Q

I Dream of Jeanie

Controller of spam

Director of programming

3rd Haiku is best

The elite friends list

Can only be breached by,

those with voice messages

Hope to see good replies

on this the very best thread

that money can buy!

These are the 5 MNQ haikus I made on the Xbox forums about Major Nelson. On an unrelated note I really need a new hobby.

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Maxim Gun

1. The first recoil-rechambering machinegun, which saw use by the British in their bloody quest to exploit and control Africa in ye olden t..

Limpy

1. A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography. I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got..

Hair Mousse

1. the slang term for cum. kieran produced a lot of hair mousse. See cum, love juice, semen, jizz, spunk..

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