Major Nelson Haikus

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Nelson, the coolest.

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MNQ to the res-Q

I Dream of Jeanie

Controller of spam

Director of programming

3rd Haiku is best

The elite friends list

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These are the 5 MNQ haikus I made on the Xbox forums about Major Nelson. On an unrelated note I really need a new hobby.

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664

1. Next door neighbor of the beast. Number of the beast is 666, 664 is one house down. see also : 668 See 666, satan, devil, hell, neigh..

Fhuta

1. Pronounced “FOO-tah” An acronym meaning "Fuck Him/Her Up The Ass" growing ever popular at Jesuit prep schools in the Phoenix ..

Zoomspplj

1. 1. Probably to work 2. A forceful or speedy ejaculation. zoomspplj is derived from the t9 on an AT&T cell phone. It was likely con..

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