Major Nelson Haikus

What is Major Nelson Haikus?

Likely to be pulled

This topic is about Major

Nelson, the coolest.

Let's just try again

MNQ to the res-Q

I Dream of Jeanie

Controller of spam

Director of programming

3rd Haiku is best

The elite friends list

Can only be breached by,

those with voice messages

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These are the 5 MNQ haikus I made on the Xbox forums about Major Nelson. On an unrelated note I really need a new hobby.

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Qwerping

1. a Sexual term that means when you attach a strap-on to your stomach and have anal and vaginal sex simotameously Man I was Qwerping That..

Zerg Scourge

1. 1.Fast and small suicidal Zerg air unit from the blizzard games, Starcraft and Broodwar. 2. Carrier/ BattlecruiserKillers 3.The unit ..

Zantac

1. Zantac is a medicine that works by decreasing the amount of acid the stomach produces. Zantac is used to treat and prevent ulcers in th..

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