Major Nelson Haikus

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Nelson, the coolest.

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MNQ to the res-Q

I Dream of Jeanie

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3rd Haiku is best

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These are the 5 MNQ haikus I made on the Xbox forums about Major Nelson. On an unrelated note I really need a new hobby.

See El Barto

Upload

1. when your ass is up against anothers you push your deuce up into their a-hole. I couldn't get a boner so i just uploaded her. See..

Peace Through Superior Firepower

1. What some call the conservative take at world peace. It is better than the slogan "love and peace", but does not conform with ..

Uninut

1. A man with only one testicle. If you lose your left nut, is your right nut still your right nut? Or are you just a uninut?..

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