Major Nelson Haikus

What is Major Nelson Haikus?


1.

Likely to be pulled

This topic is about Major

Nelson, the coolest.

Let's just try again

MNQ to the res-Q

I Dream of Jeanie

Controller of spam

Director of programming

3rd Haiku is best

The elite friends list

Can only be breached by,

those with voice messages

Hope to see good replies

on this the very best thread

that money can buy!

These are the 5 MNQ haikus I made on the Xbox forums about Major Nelson. On an unrelated note I really need a new hobby.

See El Barto


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