Major Nelson Haikus

What is Major Nelson Haikus?

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This topic is about Major

Nelson, the coolest.

Let's just try again

MNQ to the res-Q

I Dream of Jeanie

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Director of programming

3rd Haiku is best

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those with voice messages

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These are the 5 MNQ haikus I made on the Xbox forums about Major Nelson. On an unrelated note I really need a new hobby.

See El Barto

Pruppie

1. A Puerto Rican Urban Professional. Well educated and financially comfortable if not affluent. Hard working, reliable and very intelligen..

In Tha Buildin'

1. 1. When you walk in the room and your pretty well known and everyone likes you and wouldnt make fun of you for being a retard then you s..

Tight Rope

1. After to cum ,Stick the tip of your dick on the girls chin and see how long you can get your cum to stretch. This is called a (Tight Rop..

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