Major, The

What is Major, The?

1)Being slightly over-weight and having a multitude of war stories to tell to anyone who will listen.

2)Any person obsessed with the army

3)A man who is a little bit gay

1)Look at that bastard, he's The Major.

2)Rich: Where's The Major?

Dan: He's gone on army camp with some boys.

Rich: Oh, it's like that, is it? Dirty, dirty army bastard!

3) Stop pinching my arse, you Major!!

Ugly Bat

1. Exactly like an ugly stick, except it's effects of ugly are much greater. Steve: "Oh man, that girl's boyfriend sure got..

Minutia

1. Small and often insignificant, inane, banal, unecessary details or comments or just general stuff that get in the way getting to the poi..

Egyptian Bagpipe

1. A variation of the typical "bagpipe" however instead of using the armpit you use the back of the knee for sexual gratification..

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