Major_matt

What is Major_matt?

The pink skirt wearing monster! Feared by many, but loved by many!

He is the fine line between sexy and absolutely drop dead gorgeous.

See Al Gore

A skirt wearing guy who is gigling like a little sckool girl.

Hey , major_matt, Shut up

Prostituting

1. The ultimate window shopping for males. When you go round the red light district with no intention of actually getting a hooker. May a..

End Of The World Excuse

1. An excuse used to justify things that would only be made right if the world were to end. a. I maxed out my credit card and cheated on m..

Bedcation

1. Staying in bed all day or weekend with your significant other. You camp out, sleep, kiss, cuddle, have sex, eat your meals, drink your w..

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