Major_matt

What is Major_matt?


1.

The pink skirt wearing monster! Feared by many, but loved by many!

He is the fine line between sexy and absolutely drop dead gorgeous.

See Al Gore

2.

A skirt wearing guy who is gigling like a little sckool girl.

Hey , major_matt, Shut up


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