Major_matt

What is Major_matt?

The pink skirt wearing monster! Feared by many, but loved by many!

He is the fine line between sexy and absolutely drop dead gorgeous.

See Al Gore

A skirt wearing guy who is gigling like a little sckool girl.

Hey , major_matt, Shut up

Shit Blender

1. toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting. I needed to formulate an exit strategy before act..

Pedo-followed

1. Being stalked or followed by a pedophile on a social networking or blogging site. Hey, skater27 where do you live, id like to meet you...

Egg Omlet

1. The vagina after sex when filled with semen and vaginal juices. Carl banged his girlfriend Judy until he blew his hot load in her pussy..

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