Major_matt

What is Major_matt?

The pink skirt wearing monster! Feared by many, but loved by many!

He is the fine line between sexy and absolutely drop dead gorgeous.

See Al Gore

A skirt wearing guy who is gigling like a little sckool girl.

Hey , major_matt, Shut up

Jambolaya

1. It's when your friends are drunk and you are able to position them in sexually compromising positions. They were so wasted last ni..

Dropshot

1. When a man does squat-hover over a woman's chest and defecates on her breasts while releasing a load upon her face at the same time..

Ass Brush

1. When you take a toothbrush or other brushing instrument to your anus to releave itching or for recreation. commonly used like a toothbru..

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