Major_matt

What is Major_matt?

The pink skirt wearing monster! Feared by many, but loved by many!

He is the fine line between sexy and absolutely drop dead gorgeous.

See Al Gore

A skirt wearing guy who is gigling like a little sckool girl.

Hey , major_matt, Shut up

Finger Cuff

1. to fuck a girl from both ends, oral and anal, "like a pair of goddamn chinese finger cuffs." see Chasing Amy. not the word; t..

Log Touching

1. when a person puts their entire hand up the ass of themselves or a recievong partner. Looks like you're into a little bit of the l..

Felony Stupid

1. term originally used by members of the legal profession to describe clients or members of the general public who make statements that ar..

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