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The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.
After eati..
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1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The pe..
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Anything shiny/glowy/pretty that seems to attract the "differently abled" from miles around.
Made of shiny chrome and spewing..
