Make A Mess

What is Make A Mess?


1.

The aftermath of a man's orgasm will "make a mess" if it is not contained by a condom, a mouth, a vagina, or an anus. In other words, it is allowed to spray and land either on the man or on his partner or partners or on the sheets or the floor or anywhere else.

My girlfriend never wants me to make a mess, even when I am masterbating around her. When I masterbate, I have to call her over when I am ready and she has me cum in her mouth after which she swallows so I don't make a mess.

See BRD

2.

to take a shit

Man, I just made a mess in the bathroom. Careful.


6

Random Words:

1. When you wake up, and discover that a Chinese man is engaging in sexual intercourse with you. Last night I got a yellow surprise. It sc..
1. eating out and leaving without having paid the bill see dine and dash 1: Dude, you won't believe it: Yesterday, we were like at t..
1. A phonetic play on words on the NFL's New England Patriots 18-1 season. Instead of "Eighteen and One" or "Eighteen ..