Make A Pencil

What is Make A Pencil?


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Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.

Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,

But then an idea struck her.

She said "Zack, make a pencil!"

"Be my hot-sex utensil"

Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"

See vagina, masturbation, cooter, saggy, stank


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