Make A Pencil

What is Make A Pencil?


1.

Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.

Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,

But then an idea struck her.

She said "Zack, make a pencil!"

"Be my hot-sex utensil"

Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"

See vagina, masturbation, cooter, saggy, stank


91

Random Words:

1. The act of owning someone extremely hard. Named after a fat kid named Andrew Bajew. Man, at that football game, we totally owned their ..
1. Cross between clue and loser. It's a person that doesn't have a clue. This guys a cluezer!! See clue, loser, dumb, stupid, l..
1. The Stuff (aka SMAJ) that comes out of your Vagina (aka Vaj) it's usually sticky and odorous and sits in the bottom of a horny gir..