Make Shift Blumpkin

What is Make Shift Blumpkin?

Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.

Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.

See blumpkin, hand job, sex, blow job, sexual, shit, crap, poop, masterbate

Zahra

1. n. A female who is deliciously sexy; Erotically and arousingly attractive. One who is able to make men burn with desire. Damn that chic..

W.b.a.m.f.

1. Wannabe Bad Ass Mother Fucker. He's a real W.B.A.M.F. See wannabe, poser..

Fuck-witted Stinker Poof

1. A sutpid person (fuck wit) who has an odius odour i.e smells like shit (smelly bastard) and is also a homosexual ( queer). Jay: I reall..

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