Make Shift Blumpkin

What is Make Shift Blumpkin?

Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.

Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.

See blumpkin, hand job, sex, blow job, sexual, shit, crap, poop, masterbate

Hetemosexual

1. When an individual could be characterized as bisexual, this will indicate a frequency favoring herto-relations to homo-relations. Yeah,..

Ur Dic

1. The abreviation for Urban Dictionary. Claire: hey Emma, where can i find the meaning of baxana? Emma: Ur Dic!! Claire: wow...thanks E..

Evka

1. A person who likes to grabb other people's during innapropriate times. oh gee, she's SUCH an evka, so OVI(obvious) See girl,..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Make Shift Blumpkin Edit Meaning