Make Shift Blumpkin

What is Make Shift Blumpkin?

Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.

Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.

See blumpkin, hand job, sex, blow job, sexual, shit, crap, poop, masterbate

Brillo™

1. 1. Excessive pubic hair. 2. Especially course pubic hair. 3. Pubic hair that pokes through the underwear, bikini bottoms or jeans. ..

Coin Of The Realm

1. another saying for money I need to get some coin of the realm See money, cash, dinero, dollar, stack..

Boondash

1. Boondash is any vegetation or any other form of small shrubbery, hedges etc. Excluding man made objects and solid objects such as trees ..

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