Makeoutage

What is Makeoutage?

A combination of the words makeout and outage meaning a lack of makeout opportunity. When one has gone a significant amount of time without kissing.

Mary had a little man.

This man was white as snow.

And everywhere that Mary went

that man was sure to go.

Until one day he got sick and tired

and he left Mary in the meadow.

Then she cried and cried and suffered from makeoutage.

See makeout, kiss, smooch, outage

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