Makeup

What is Makeup?


1.

A substance used to enhance facial features.

Generally found irrisistible to 12-85 year old females.

Makeup comes in many forms---

blush

foundation

eyeshadow

mascara

lipstick

lipgloss

pressed powder

loose powder

1. Where did you get that makeup?

2. Is that makeup you are wearing on your eyes? Oh yes, it's called EYESHADOW.

See makeup, color, beauty

2.

A substance that comes in powdered, liquid, gel, or cream form and usually consists of talc, glitter, carnuba wax and parfum. Some forms of makeup include eyeshadow (colored powder usually containing glitter that is applied to eye area), lipstick (a solid stick of carnuba wax and pigment applied to lips), nail polish (a colored enamel-like paint that dries into a hard surface that is applied to nails), foundation/powder (goop and powder the same hue as human skin that is sponged and brushed onto face to hide imperfections), and lip gloss (a usually gel-like substance usually containing a shimmer powder that is applied to lips to give sheen). Many cosmetic companies include Clinique, Maybelline, Urban Decay, Jane and MAC.

Makeup is usually colored in different hues based on the type it is. Blue/silver is a common color for eyeshadow, while a range of red and pink (mimicking lips's natural color) are most commonly found in lipstick.

If you want a translation, makeup is a bunch of scented glitzy colored shit that some people apply to their ugly mug hoping it enhances their looks (usually fails) or just to be "girly."

Makeup is used most often by pre-teens, teeny boppers, whores, valley girls, metrosexuals, bloated old housewives, and in other words any other form of ditzy, stuck-up human being that goes to the mall more that 4-5 times a week, if often seen chewing Hubba Bubba bubblegum, and swoons over prettyboys (see pretty boy) like Justin Timberlake.

See ugly bitch trying to look pretty

Fugly girl: Hold on, I have to, like, apply my makeup.

Someone else: Um... you DO know that you look like a fugly bimbo with that shit on your face as well as off.

Fugly girl: I like this blue eyeshadow, it really brings out the color of my eyes. Do you think this purple-hued lipgloss will help enhance the natural pout of my luscious rose-toned lips?

Someone else: Whatever. Bitch.

3.

something ugly girls wear to look half way decent. they look ok with all that shit smothered over their faces, but once it's washed off, their faces hurt your eyes

I am naturally beautiful and therefor do not need to wear makeup.

See ugly, paint, face, girls, fake

4.

a girls savior substance!!!

makeup is awsommmeee

5.

used to make ugly girls uglier, and pretty girls prettier.

shit dat girl is wearin 2 much makeup

See makeup, ugly, pretty, shit, beauty

6.

A completely disgusting substance that some girls feel the need to rub all over their face, usually made out of fish scales, whale blubber, rabbit poop, and the parts of pigs they can not feed you ( even in hotdogs).

Hey you know whay that makeup on your face is made out of?

See makeup, prep, pigs, disgusting

7.

Toxic substances that many women apply to their faces in order to appear more beautiful.

Toxins used in makeup have been found in cancer growths.

Maybe if I hadn't worn makeup every day for the past thirty years I wouldn't have such bad skin.

I should put on my makeup before I leave my house.

See makeup, cancer, toxic, eyeliner, eye liner, eyeshadow, eye shadow, blush, foundation, mascara, lipstick


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