Make-up Malfunction

What is Make-up Malfunction?

1.

When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.

Prep girl: Hi, Mike

*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*

Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!

Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*

Other prep girl: You ugly whore

Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch

*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*

See story, shame, fugly, fergie, my humps, Steagles
10

Random Words:

Kabers
1. slang word used to describe kind bud Would you happen to have any of those kabers? See kind bud, kb, kine bud, dank..
Read more
Flowy
1. Something that flows; soft; delicate; beautiful; perhaps slow; glides smoothly. "A flowy dress." "The dance was very be..
Read more
Fudgie Nipples
1. a female nigger's over sized nipples yo when i fucked yo mom she had tits the size of watermelons, and fudgie nipples as far as th..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free