Make-up Malfunction

What is Make-up Malfunction?


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When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.

Prep girl: Hi, Mike

*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*

Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!

Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*

Other prep girl: You ugly whore

Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch

*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*

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