Makeup Shotgun

What is Makeup Shotgun?

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The hypothetical device used by oper-made-up-women to apply a thick, ugly layer of caked-on makeup to their faces. Refers to an episode of the Simpsons where Homer invented such a device, provoking the response; "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"

"Wow, Cindy really brought out the makeup shotgun this morning - she looks like a freaking clown."

See makeup, caked, women, trashy, make-up shotgun
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