What is Makeup Shotgun?
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The hypothetical device used by oper-made-up-women to apply a thick, ugly layer of caked-on makeup to their faces. Refers to an episode of the Simpsons where Homer invented such a device, provoking the response; "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"
"Wow, Cindy really brought out the makeup shotgun this morning - she looks like a freaking clown."
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The act of holding a fart for so long that it reverts into your stomach.
I had dinner with my girlfriends family and I was so gassy tha..