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When two people fancy the same person and she wants them both.
Dave is going out with kate, kate loves matt and matt loves kate. This ..
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Someone who usually shows up when I am drunk. He makes my life miserable.
"Who came home and pissed all over the floor?"
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When a man gets dumped by his girlfriend and tries to cover up his humiliation by doing any of the following:
Buy a new wardrobe, buy..