Making A Smoothie

What is Making A Smoothie?

Slang for going to the bathroom to take a shit.

Useful if your with a bunch of people and someone asks what you're off to do, but you dont really want to say...

Can be used in polite company, though be careful not to ask if anyone else would like one...

Two guys and two girls they like are sitting in a room, one guy gets up leaves, then comes back 5 mins later

Guy 1: "where you been man"

*girls look up, interested"

Guy 2: "...ah no where, just been making a smoothie"

See shit, dump, poo, crap

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