Making A Smoothie

What is Making A Smoothie?

Slang for going to the bathroom to take a shit.

Useful if your with a bunch of people and someone asks what you're off to do, but you dont really want to say...

Can be used in polite company, though be careful not to ask if anyone else would like one...

Two guys and two girls they like are sitting in a room, one guy gets up leaves, then comes back 5 mins later

Guy 1: "where you been man"

*girls look up, interested"

Guy 2: "...ah no where, just been making a smoothie"

See shit, dump, poo, crap

Zizzy

1. (noun) an old man. An elderly male particularly containing excessive wrinkles. The zizzy was like 500 years old! (when he was a baby)...

Fucksall

1. A device much like a Sawzall where the blade is replaced by a dildo. She took a beating when I hit her from behind with the fucksall la..

Brooksay

1. Also known as 'teh Brookes'. A nocturnal creature with a bizarre biological clock. Hitler's ideal Nazi - blonde hair, blu..

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