Making A Smoothie

What is Making A Smoothie?

Slang for going to the bathroom to take a shit.

Useful if your with a bunch of people and someone asks what you're off to do, but you dont really want to say...

Can be used in polite company, though be careful not to ask if anyone else would like one...

Two guys and two girls they like are sitting in a room, one guy gets up leaves, then comes back 5 mins later

Guy 1: "where you been man"

*girls look up, interested"

Guy 2: "...ah no where, just been making a smoothie"

See shit, dump, poo, crap

Moosejaw

1. Similar to lockjaw, a painful cramping of the jaw caused by the continual sucking and repetitive up and down motion of giving a blowjob...

Quickie

1. It is common after spending years in a relationship for the urgency and thrill once felt with sex to wane. Having a ‘quickie’ now and th..

John Do Ak

1. When you are having sex and (accidentally) kick your girlfriend in the face, causing her nose to bleed. Dude, last night I was screwing..

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