Making Pasta

What is Making Pasta?


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A deceptive phrase used as a euphemism for masturbating while still using an instant messaging site or program. More commonly practiced by males, this phrase gained popularity as earlier phrases like "be right back" or "going to the bathroom" became too obvious.

Ted: "Dude, I tried to message you on MSN but you were 'away'"

David: "Sorry about that, I was making pasta. Don't tell Elizabeth though."

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